a new house & a cat who thinks she's a dog

here's a piece of greensboro info!
I am moving on july 1st. this is our beautiful new house for (hopefully) the next 2 years. it has: living room, PARLOR (for all the parlor games), dining room, kitchen, bathroom on 1st floor. 2nd floor has 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. what??? plus, next to the train tracks, with a backyard & close to school and my potentially cool classmates. also, 5 minutes from atleast 2 punk houses.

also, this is my cat (or was, until the moms cruelly stole her from me when i had no place to keep a little kitty) she thinks she's a dog.

you can actually find pictures of any animal pairing

just try tping "rat bird" and see:

seriously, i found this one

on a wierd christian animal rights activism page that states "Animal Stories, love, compassion, hearts, souls, spirits, funny, happy, sad, relationships, people, animals, animal rights, Jewish, Christian, Lord, God, Jesus, Christ, Holy Spirit, cruelty free, lifestyle"
(that rat was raised by birds)

this is from some other wierd. extremely wierd, website called "ratballs"

old but cool

okay, i'm in the airport 2 HOURS EARLY because i came in early due to my extreme paranoia about missing a plane, and then there were no lines and nobody even looked in my bag when it got xrayed and i woke up at 6 to cats fighting and then had that concrete blonde song stuck in my head and i'm tired and there are hippies making out on the floor behind me AND somebody is eating a ham sandwhich and it smells awful. SO, to make us all feel better here are some animal friendships that will tragically be destroyed by scientists within this year:

owen and mzee, the baby hippo & the grown-ass tortoise who love eachother. possibly the hippo's playing with the tortoise could cause shell crackage, plus they decided to "add a female hippo to the mix"

additionally,
the orangutan and tiger twin friends who will have to be seperated soon :( because "When the time comes, they will have to be separated. It's sad, but we cant' change their natural behavior," she said. "Tigers start eating meat when they are three months old." whatever. this is stupid and i'm against it because, as we can see from this video on youtube
the kitten isn't killing the chicken. it just wants to cuddle.

in conclusion, scientists are stupid, the airport smells bad, and i wish that i were asleep.